Tuesday, February 22, 2005

For the Record...

Remember the song that used to be in the Oscar Mayer Weiner ads:

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I really want to be
For if i were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
All the world would be in love with me."

For the record, I would not have loved that little kid had he been a weiner, because I don't like hot dogs.

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5 comments:

Christian said...

Wow. Now THAT was random. What on earth inspired such ruminations? Or maybe we don't want to know???

Molly said...

I thought that was something important that people needed to know, just in case they ever also decided to state a desire to become a hot dog.

JD said...

What about a gyro? Next to the food carts in Manhattan there's usually a gyro cart...could you be one of those?

Christian said...

Yeah, isn't that a song: "I wanna be a gyro!" Sign me up!

JD said...

Sure, it works. Could go like this:

I wish I were a gyro from a food cart
That is what I'd really like to be
For if I were a gyro from a food cart
Manhattan sure would be in love with me! (or fix that last like as you like)

And...for what it's worth, see my post on my blog on Moshe's Kosher food cart...he don't sell hotdogs or gyros, but makes a mean falafel.