This is a confession that I would only make on my blog (that whole silent/anonymous thing), so please don't mention this to me in person. I will be nearly-mortally embarrassed. Okay, here goes: I've actually had thoughts like this creep into my mind, so I'm glad it's been scientifically rebuffed.
Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
Bridget: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.