A few humorous ways that people have recently come across my blog, as recorded in my statcounter as their search criteria ... comments in parentheses are mine.
I need mean dog names (MER: because Migo-the-dog-who-pees-on-his-feet-when-another-dog-approaches fits the bill of "mean dog")
He's calling you dude (MER: these are lyrics from a Cake song, and two people searched for this in one day...)
Boston Terrier immodium
EE Cummings The Sky Was lyrics (MER: it's 'ee cummings' -- no cap's)
My heart is filled with thankfulness lyrics
McDonalds teaches its employies (sic) to put out a shortening fire with frozen french fries
Psalm 139 (MER: I had about 4 or 5 searches for Psalm 139 within the week that I posted the Psalm)