Saturday, June 18, 2005

A Valid Explanation?

For this headline: Snoring-Attack Suspect Is Former Principal, AP "Odd News" gives this teaser:
FARGO, N.D. - A woman accused of stabbing and beating her husband for snoring is a former school principal and lecturer. DeAnn Miller-Boschert, 45, said Friday in court that her husband was drunk during the incident and that the two were getting a divorce.
Notice that he, not she, was drunk. And the fact that the two were getting a divorce perhaps explains a bit of the malice, but it certainly does not excuse it.

By the way, if you want to hear somebody really snore, come spend a night at my house and let my 25 lb Boston Terrier sleep on your bed!

1 comment:

Molly said...

By the way, she usually sleeps on her back, which is really funny looking.