Okay, so I haven't laughed out loud at many things lately, but these Napoleon Dynamite ads for the Utah State Fair seriously cracked me up.
They're immeasurably funnier with Napoleon and Pedro doing them, but here are some soundbites:
"I like to eat the cakes and pies,
You just stepped in a surprise."
"The Utah State Fair is really sweet,
The cows will soon turn into meat.
... that's probably the best poem I ever did."
"My name is Pedro and I'm here to say
That I am down with the FFA ... and Napoleon is too."
hat tip: The GidCumbs.